Precarious Position
Thankfully, my brother got his laptop fixed at the Geek Squad in the mall while I was at work today.
Unfortunately, that doesn't make my bus ride home any better. I was stuck standing, there was only one seat left on the bus when I got on and I don't quite fit into a single seat. There I was, in the back of the bus, and the people next to me were getting quite frisky. Now, I know people do all sorts of unsavory things on the bus, but she had her hand in his lap and she was moving all around. Even this I could deal with.
What I couldn't deal with was when she finished and I felt something hit my shoe. I looked down to see what I am guessing was his seminal fluid all over my work shoes.
I was so distraught, I couldn't say anything. When I got to my stop, I had to walk across the entire bus to get out and I am sure everyone was staring at me and my shoes. I don't know if I have enough money left after Christmas to get new shoes, so I guess I have to clean these off myself...
Unfortunately, that doesn't make my bus ride home any better. I was stuck standing, there was only one seat left on the bus when I got on and I don't quite fit into a single seat. There I was, in the back of the bus, and the people next to me were getting quite frisky. Now, I know people do all sorts of unsavory things on the bus, but she had her hand in his lap and she was moving all around. Even this I could deal with.
What I couldn't deal with was when she finished and I felt something hit my shoe. I looked down to see what I am guessing was his seminal fluid all over my work shoes.
I was so distraught, I couldn't say anything. When I got to my stop, I had to walk across the entire bus to get out and I am sure everyone was staring at me and my shoes. I don't know if I have enough money left after Christmas to get new shoes, so I guess I have to clean these off myself...
posted by Hold me plz at 5:15 PM
3 Comments:
Sorry about your shoes man. Perhaps you can go sans shoes and sport those new Xmas socks your mommy bought you.
Man, pity you didn't embarrass them loudly and demand payment on the spot for your ruined shoes.
No matter how much I want to do things like that, I can never bring myself to do them. I don't know if I have it in me...
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