Roadkill

Great. I just got home from the worst experience I've ever had on the road. On the freeway, I was in the fast lane going a good 65 and the person behind me started tailgating me. I just stayed there for a while until that horrible individual proceeded to honk at me. It was so frightening I actually lost control of my car and scraped against the divider. By the time I made my way to the shoulder, I saw at least 10 people drive past laughing at me.

God, my life sucks. And I'm out of bon bons.